Apple: fairly evil, mostly harmless

I’ve said it before, but I think it bears repeating: Apple is just as “evil” as Microsoft, just not as successful.

From the parody blog site, The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs comes the following four posts:

• I’m weighing an offer from Apple
• So now Apple is all pissed off
• First carrot, now stick
• I’m feeling a little bit better now

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